THE EXPLODING MICROWAVE INCIDENT

I was hungry. That’s where all my bad decisions begin. I tossed a leftover burrito into the microwave, pressed some random buttons, and waited. I didn’t read the instructions, of course — I’m a grown-up. Suddenly, there was a strange pop. Then a sizzle. Then... KABOOM. The microwave door flung open like a movie explosion. Burrito bits hi